Don't get me wrong. Babies are cute. Most babies. Some babies, however, are not. Therefore, stop putting their ugly faces on your FB page. If you're going to do that, make the pictures private, since you are (and trust me on this) the only one to enjoy that mongrel's mug. Please refrain from documenting your fartfaced child's messy eating from every angle, no one cares to see the "Uh-oh I'm shitting in my pants face" 67 times a day, and oh, by the way, your baby is ugly.
Facebook has a vendetta against pictures depicting breast-feeding, and you know what, I think that's okay. I'm not saying breast-feeding is unnatural, I just don't think it has a place on Facebook. At least not on mainstream Facebook. Perhaps Zuckerfuck should look into making a "BabyFacebook" for all those parents out there that insist on flooding the interwebz with pictures of their suckling brats and snot-nosed offspring. It would save me a lot of stress and annoyance, and it would create an atmosphere more welcoming to those parents who have nothing better to do with their lives.
Am I right or am I right to think Facebook needs to stay clear and free of babies? I mean, I know what I Like on FB and I like my Top Five Things I Think About When I'm On The Toilet lists and I like seeing what my friends have become fans of ("Being Awesome" is the latest fad) but I do NOT like seeing babies that looks like they belong in Gremlins 2 (because Gremlins fucking ruled and the sequel sucked. And that's where ugly babies belong. In shitty movies.) I'm going to start a group, "No Babies on Facebook" and I bet I'll get like 73 fans.
And in case you were wondering-
1. Jesus
2. Susan Boyle
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. Geese
5. Bridezillas
