Wednesday 6 May 2009

I have a fake tooth.


Only for a few months, and then I get a permanent replacement. But for now, I'm going to make use of the "flipper" tooth I have and do the following thing-

Next time someone bothers me at a bar, movie, supermarket, church, orgy, what have you, I'm going to take it right out of my mouth and say, "Can you hold this for me?"

It's my front tooth. It'll be HILARIOUS.

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